warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

(Source: wartortles, via departured)


ohdaesusie:

guys complain about girls making duckfaces while posting selfies where they’re biting their lip and squinting lookin like they’re tryna read something in size 3 font lmfao

(via sorry)


This is how the rain looks like when you’re up there.

aphotyc-shades:

sadisticmagidan:

image

BEST PHOTO IN EXISTENCE.

I love how it’s only over that town, like Nature decided to just fuck their day up.

fuck this place in particular 

(Source: harahana.blog110.fc2.com, via sorry)


dutchster:

do twins ever realize one of them was unplanned

(via sorry)


jaydenw:

Here’s a fun april fools day prank you can do. Sneak into my room and place thousands of dollars everywhere. Just on everything. Cover my things with an insane amount of money. Make it a real hassle to clean up. The more money the better the prank.

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jadelust:

when ur teacher asks whos presenting next
image

(Source: jadelust, via summer-love-sadness)


icarusthesupernaturalpig:

Look at him, he is so happy with himself.

icarusthesupernaturalpig:

Look at him, he is so happy with himself.

(via departured)


(Source: radtropico, via nataliamguad)


iammissjackson:

thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:

THE REAL BALL IS STILL IN HIS GLOVE THOUGH. LIKE HE HAD THIS PLANNED FROM THE START.

what a fucking stud

iammissjackson:

thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:

THE REAL BALL IS STILL IN HIS GLOVE THOUGH. LIKE HE HAD THIS PLANNED FROM THE START.

what a fucking stud

(Source: 4gifs, via sorry)


officialunitedstates:

"What does the chef recommend?"

"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"

(via departured)