Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life
guys complain about girls making duckfaces while posting selfies where they’re biting their lip and squinting lookin like they’re tryna read something in size 3 font lmfao
BEST PHOTO IN EXISTENCE.
I love how it’s only over that town, like Nature decided to just fuck their day up.
fuck this place in particular
do twins ever realize one of them was unplanned
Here’s a fun april fools day prank you can do. Sneak into my room and place thousands of dollars everywhere. Just on everything. Cover my things with an insane amount of money. Make it a real hassle to clean up. The more money the better the prank.
when ur teacher asks whos presenting next
Look at him, he is so happy with himself.
THE REAL BALL IS STILL IN HIS GLOVE THOUGH. LIKE HE HAD THIS PLANNED FROM THE START.
what a fucking stud
"What does the chef recommend?"
"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"